The Weekend Rundown part 1

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What I learned at the Mrs. Utah United States Pageant

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1. Modesty and heart disease go hand in hand

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2. Judging of Swimsuit constitutes "Beauty of Face"

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3. Husbands who write narration for Evening Wear shouldn't include the words, "You're a hottie", "maybe now that this is over you will make cookies" or "I would never have thought in a million years you could do this"

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4. Magic wand=successful business

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5. When asked what keeps your marriage strong. Don't mention the regular "nooners" you have with your hubby while the children are at school.

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6. Sarongs kept on certain contestants during swimsuit competition is like a gift to those in the audience. Thank you. (that was so thoughtful!)

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7. There is no talent portion in this pageant. Hell, giving birth is talent enough!

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8. Even grandmas are after the crown.

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9. For a friend and a few laughs, you are up for anything.