Observations

ooooooooooh.

am I ever in a snarky mood. and let me tell you.

my family loooooves this side of my personality.

like, they love it so much they'd be willing to spend the night camping at the

sand dunes to get away from me.

the thing is, I am so much more observant at times like these,

I see things unnoticed by the "nice" eye.

I call it my sixth sense.

and it's even better than seeing dead people.

Observations-week of 9-24

1. It's apparently ok to apply for or turn a resume in for a job in FLIP FLOPS, CUT OFF SHORTS OR SWEATS. Even if you've graduated from college.

2. Walmart can supply plastic bags for your wet umbrella but can't have more than 5 CHECKERS working at 6pm on a weekday.

3. Clearly 3 foreclosed homes on our street wasn't enough. We need a fourth.

4. Obviously for every pound I lose trying to eat well, my body needs to gain it back when I "go postal" for 5 days straight. WHATEV!

5. Nearly every appointment I make for a consultation, leads to someone being at least 20 minutes late. Oh no, It's no PROBLEM that you're late.

6. Fine. I will just live with new wrinkles, grey hair & bags under my eyes. Fine.

7. Ok, Universe. So what you're telling me is...I have to work 60 hours in a week to pay my bills. Alriiiighty then.

8. Canned pumpkin is soooo rare that my neighborhood store just cannot keep it in. Yeah.

9. You can be a complete DOUCHE and still have people think you are just something else.

10. The Chevron is hiring.