Missing Gene: Attraction To Nerds

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.sharing a salad....... casually talking....... this is how it went down.....

Mom: "Hey. So, how is school going?"

E: "good. I like it."

Mom: "Anything new to share?"

E: "Wellll. I do like a new boy."

Mom: "Oh really."

E: "Yeah, and the weird thing is! He's totally not my type!"

Mom: "um. What do you mean?"

E: "Wellll. He won an award for motorbiking-he even brought the trophy to school!

He also has an EARRING in one ear. It's a DIAMOND!

And he also has a faux-hawk."

And wears gel."

Mom: mouth open, speechless, stunned my 6 year old likes the rebel biker boy (I immediately wrote every word down)