Detective SLEUTHY is in

Crime? At approximately 5:20 p.m., three packs of Mrs. Freshley's Swiss Rolls went missing this evening from Hannah's bedroom. Swiss Rolls purchased for Treat Day at Hannah's special needs school

Suspects? Mom, Dad, Lindsay, Keaton, Emma, Chloe, Ranger, Grandaddy, Hannah's memory loss, Jeff

Alibies? Mom and Lindsay don't like Swiss Rolls; Grandaddy, Hannah, Jeff, Emma all were away from said crime scene; Chloe and Ranger lack opposable thumbs; Dad buys his own Swiss Rolls
Alleged perpetrator? Keaton the ravenous fourteen year-old
Evidence? Overly defensive behavior, discarded Swiss Roll wrapper in bathroom garbage, and our suspect was mysteriously not as hungry as usual before bedtime

Comments from the courtroom:

"Who would want to steal Swiss Rolls from a class of special needs children?" --Hannah

"I didn't do it! Unless I was asleep, or brainwashed..." --Keaton

"Swiss Rolls? Yecch!" --Mom

"Swiss Rolls? Yum! Oh, never mind, they're knock-off brand..." --Lindsay

"I'm not convinced they're missing." --Dad

"I would never. That's like stealing from... a special needs child or something. I'll go throw up right now!" --Keaton

Verdict? Circumstantial evidence at best. Good enough for us.